April Fools’ Day, for some, can be the best day of their lives. For MOST of us, however, it’s the most dangerous day of our lives.

Why? Probably because some people take their humor to the next level…April Fools’ will be on Friday. If you don’t have class, take my advice and don’t even come to school that day. If you do have class, how tragic! Better pray you don’t get hurt…

1.    If you see anybody coming to you with their hands behind their back, RUN!!! They probably have a pie behind their back, and trust me, they will give you some but not the way you want it.

2.    Don’t shake hands with anybody. NOBODY!! They probably have that hand buzzer thingy in their hands. 

3.    You can prank-call everybody else, BESIDES ME!!

4.    If you know somebody is allergic to something, please don’t purposefully try to feed them something that could harm them.  Like seriously, there’s nothing funny about that.. In high school, some of my friends April-fooled a girl who was allergic to peanuts and gave her some soda that had peanuts in it. What a scare, but don’t worry, she’s still alive…

5.    Toilet paper the school and the police will find you. So don’t even do it.

6.    Teachers, please don’t tell your students to do a homework assignment and say “April Fools” when they turn it in. Some students here have anger problems. And besides, that’s mean…

7.    Please don’t bring any weapons to school this day either. I don’t care if it is part of the joke. Those of you who graduated from Sunnyside will know what I’m talking about.

8.    Don’t “pants” anybody on this day. Sometimes your pants will bring down the underwear as well, and you’ll both be surprised.

9.    There is an age limit for April Fools’; don’t prank anybody younger than six or older than 60.

10.    I feel sorry for you if your birthday is on April Fools’ Day. Don’t accept any gifts from anybody. Just hide for the whole day until it’s over.