1 If you have an ID card FOR THIS SEMESTER you can get a discount from the restaurants around here like Carl’s Jr, Wendy’s, etc. Yall pray for my friends, no matter how many times I tell them this, they only remember as soon as the already pay for their food.

2 STOP DIRTYING THE BATHROOMS!!! If you don’t like the bathrooms here don’t use them. I’m sick of walking to Carl’s Jr. just to go to handle my business.      

3 The Café is cheaper than the Cafeteria.

4 The Cafeteria closes at 3:00pm. I suggest going to the café if you’re hungry by then. It’s stays open til 8pm.

5 Just because your teacher doesn’t take roll doesn’t mean you don’t have to be in class. I suggest you stay your butt in class before I take your spot.

6 No food and drinks are allowed in the Lounge. I don’t understand why I get in trouble every time I bring food in there but others think their slick, sneaking sodas and Cheetos inside. I’m snitching next time I see it happen…

7 Please read the signs on the doors before entering. I won’t say any names but I remember seeing some guy go inside the girl’s bathroom without even looking at the sign on the door. My ears still hurt from all that doggone screaming.

8 The Big Fountain is not a wishing well. Yall throw any money in there I promise yall, I will take it.

9 There is 68 make-out-spots on campus, but remember, you came to school to learn. Not make out. Do that off campus.

10 There is over 3000 parking spots on campus, over 22,000 students that go to this school, and more than half of them have cars. What are the chances of getting a parking space?