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    Top 10 Best Pick-Up Lines

    So here it is: As college students, we have heard it all- the cheesiest, most redundant, silly, and to some extent, most annoying pick up lines on the block. You can only assume that these pathetic-excuses for pick-up lines are desperate attempts to attract the opposite sex. Do people succeed? You would be surprised to know that among the world of pre-school pick up lines, there are a few that gage our attention, make us look twice at the person drooling over our shoulders, smile, and say, “Wow, that was pretty good!” Sadly, we have a difficult time admitting how much of an effect these pick-up lines have on our self-esteem…

    You don’t have to admit it, but there is a fair share of pick-up line experts whose creativity has revolutionized the pick-up-line scene. The following is a list of the top 10 pick-up lines. They are unforgettable, rarely abused, and clever as ever! Enjoy!

    10) You must be a parking ticket because you got “FINE” written all over you.

    9) If I pet you, would you follow me home?

    8) Is there a rainbow here? Because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for.

    7) Hi! I am Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?

    6) What is the name of your perfume? “Catch of the day”?

    5) Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart!

    4) You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

    3) I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

    2) Excuse me Miss- I am doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush and one of the things on my list is a hot chick.

    And the number one pick up line…

    1) Hi! I would like to award you the (insert alcoholic beverage name here) award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number, and other vital stats, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for all-expenses & inclusive paid date with me!

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