The Best

10. You must be a parking ticket because you got “FINE” written all over you.

9. If I pet you, would you follow me home?

8. Is there a rainbow here? Because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for.

7. Hi! I am Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?

6. What is the name of your perfume? “Catch of the day”?

5. Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart!

4. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

3. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

2. Excuse me Miss- I am doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush and one of the things on my list is a hot chick.

And the number one best pick up line…

1.Hi! I would like to award you the (insert alcoholic beverage name here) award for looking so great drinking it. Now if you will give me your name, number, and other vital stats, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for all-expenses & inclusive paid date with me!